Pet's Horoscope

Came across this website from Serene's blog & decided to check it out. I can't believe how accurate it is.

Aries (Puggy)
- Possesses an enormous amount of energy (Absolutely!)
- Prefers to be alone rather than associate with other animals (Not exactly.)

- Very insistent on what is wanted and outwardly expresses same (True.)

- Often hits or cuts head and/or gets burrs or thistles in head area (I guess. LOL.)
- Often projects head forward and/or makes unnecessary motions with head (Yup!)
- Does not always obey and/or is difficult to discipline (Very much so!)
- Bleeds easily (No idea & I don't wish for it to happen.)
- Has reddish hue to skin tone or fur which is not necessarily characteristic of species or breed (Does he?)
- Enjoys fighting with other animals and is known to intigate confrontations (So so so very true!)
- Has bitten owner more than once (What else is new?)
- Is always very enthusiastic or excitable (Yes!)
- Loves to break away from the "home front" and often runs non-stop (Not really.)
- Is very alert (Nope.)
- Has a bad temper (How to tell?)
- Does not sleep much (I should think so.)
- Has an overall personality which is quite aggressive (Hyperactive yes. Aggressive? Undecided.)
- Tends to be very impatient (It's true.)
- Is extremely impulsive... frequently moving or jumping up abruptly (Haha.)
- Is loud and boisterous (Of course!)
- Enjoys running... or galloping, hopping, slithering, etc... forcefully and non-stop (Yuppers!)

The Aries pet will likely be more aggressive than an animal born under almost any other Sign. Pets governed by Aries possess an abundance of energy, but might burn out rather quickly, inclined to indulge in play for a much shorter time than an animal ruled by a different Zodiac Sign. These are souls who will never be reticent in pushing their weight around, thus letting any other pets know that they are first in line. Indeed, more often than not, the Aries pet will want to be the only one in line. Thus, an animal governed by Aries usually prefers to be the sole pet in the household and can become rather raucous if there is any form of competition. The Aries pet will probably be a somewhat selfish character. In short, he or she finds it difficult to share anything...be it toys, food or owner. It is important for anyone in charge of an Aries pet to be careful of fights and this will apply to all species, since an Aries rabbit can be equally aggressive as an Aries bulldog. Whatever these animals do to show they want attention or food...or that they are angry...will be expressed in a spontaneous, powerful and belligerent fashion. It will be vital for any owner to discourage such behavior. Animals governed by this Zodiac Sign love to fight and once they start, it is almost impossible to get them to stop.

Since the Sign of Aries rules the head, this pet will probably use that area of the body when displaying any form of aggression. For example, while a cat is usually known to "bat" with his or her paws, the feline governed by Aries may choose to "ram" the head into an owner or some other unsuspecting animal. By the same token, it will be necessary for any owner to regularly check the teeth, gums, eyes, nose, ears and general head area of the Aries pet for any unusual ailments. Animals ruled by Aries should be kept out of extreme heat since they are more susceptible to rashes and heat-induced problems, especially during the Summer months. It is probably best to avoid having more than one Aries pet at any given time...particularly if the pets are going to intermingle, such as animals of the same species. These creatures may get along wonderfully for the most part, each enjoying the abundant energy of the other, but these are extremely physical souls and it would not be out of character for them to pick fights with one another for no discernable reason. In addition, because these are very physical animals, they will be exceedingly active, relishing many different kinds of physical interaction other than simply scrapping. The Aries pet also posseses a rather overwhelming desire to mate. He or she will be the most likely to disappear in search of amorous adventures. Thus, it will be necessary to maintain a safe and secure yard or home. Any animal governed by this Sign requires an abundance of exercise. A large, open area where he or she can run, fly, gallop or hop freely and happily would be ideal. If the Aries pet must be restrained, then the enclosure should be spacious and allow for plenty of movement. In addition, the animal must be provided freedom outside the enclosure as often as possible.

Capricorn (Ton Ton)
- Is miserly and possessive with personal belongings and food (Erm... not exactly. Just greedy.)
- Often petty by nature (Jealous would be a better word.)
- Is extremely intelligent (I'll like to believe so.)
- Has a manipulative bent to personality (Not that I noticed.)
- Rarely becomes sick but, if so, quickly makes a complete recovery (That's true.)
- Is not particularly active (Hahaha! We all know it's true.)
- Is unusally quiet and reclusive (Sort of.)
- Possesses a character which is cold, unexpressive and generally inhibited (Not true.)
- Is never mischievous or daring (Can be mischievous but I agree that he's timid.)
- Has a difficult time bonding with either animals or humans (Animals for sure!)
- Does not like to play or socialize with other animals... and does not like to play at all, for the most part (No leh.)
- Is very bony in build (Got meh?)
- Moves somewhat slowly (At times.)
- Prone to suffer from tooth problems (I hope not!)
- Would rather be inside than outside (He does prefers indoors. But outside is good. As long as there's air conditioning!)
- Walks (and moves in general) with a certain amount of caution (Haha. Esp when there're other dogs around.)
- Usually appears depressed (I couldn't agree more.)
- Prone to suffer from skin ailments (Sometimes.)
- Possesses an angular (or square) face regardless of breed or species (Eh, does he? His face looks angular becoz of his beard.)

The Capricorn pet is anything but capricious. There is nothing whimsical about animals governed by this Sign. In short, they are steadfast and reliable. Although this may appear to be a "good deal," these very down-to-earth souls are prone to be rather dull creatures, more inclined to sit around and simply watch while other pets play. This is likely an extremely serious animal...one who also takes life very seriously but, most importantly, takes an owner very seriously. There will not be much in the way of fun and games with this pet and he or she is sure to follow the rules to the letter. Being exceedingly intelligent, the Capricorn animal will quickly learn what is expected of him or her and will execute same with supreme pleasure. Indeed, it is obedience and sense of duty here that probably makes this stoic pet somewhat boring. There is no doubt that he or she thrives on duty and doing what is right. Still, for the owner who prefers an animal that comes with no surprises and does not want to worry about what the creature is getting up to all the time, then the Capricorn pet is an ideal companion. Animals governed by this Sign will learn all the tricks an owner is willing to teach and there will be not one solitary flaw in their performances. They may move a little slowly and their motto might well be, "Better safe than sorry," but these are sure-footed souls and there will probably be no slips-ups on their behalf. The Capricorn pet will not be particularly warm or affectionate. This is a rather rigid animal, but he or she will bestow devotion and loyalty upon an owner. Obedience is also a given, as is impeccable behavior...just not an abundance of licks and/or nudges for affection.

Since the Sign of Capricorn rules the skeleton, knees and teeth, the food offered to this animal should be full of nutrients, vitamins and minerals...especially calcium and magnesium...in order to keep the bones and teeth strong. The Capricorn dog should never be given regular meat bones, since the gristle could get caught in the teeth...or even worse, in the throat. This canine should be offered chewing items that are unlikely to splinter or break into small pieces... chewables that will truly work at keeping the teeth and gums clean and healthy. Animals governed by Capricorn are rarely the most active of creatures, so a special effort needs to made to ensure they get plenty of exercise. This will keep the bones in particular in good condition. The Capricorn animal should never be fed salty foods or this could result in arthritis. Some animals ruled by this Zodiac Sign do require additional salt in their diet...such as rabbits from a salt lick, for example...so it should not be eliminated in such cases, regardless of the governing Sign. It is not uncommon for Capricorn pets to live to a ripe old age and they will probably live longer than animals born under any other Sign, regardless of species. Often, as the Capricorn pet grows older (usually after the age of five), he or she seems to become younger in outlook and attitude. These are animals who tend to start out slow and stodgy...often apparently depressed with no interest in anything...and then, over time, transform into creatures who are spry, upbeat and happy. Indeed, Capricorn is one Sign in which there is a dramatic change in temperament with advancing years. Even though the Capricorn pet might not be the most animated soul in the household (at least in his or her youth), an owner can rest assured that this will certainly be a steadfast, obedient and trustworthy companion...for a very long time.