Funny Things People Say

I'm stuck at work still. However, I'll soon be going off to Bobby's birthday party in Kovan. Jeff has already brought Ton Ton back to his house. He left a piece of newspaper on the floor for Ton Ton to do his biz. Then he went in to shower. When he came out, guess what happened?

Anyway, encountered these 2 incidents when I brought Ton Ton out for a walk. 1st incident was quite some time ago. 2 men were smoking near the lift on the ground floor of my block. I was heading back home with Ton Ton.
Man 1: Look, a dog.
Man 2: Ya, it's very cute. It's a golden retriever puppy.
I nearly fainted on the spot. I'm not laughing at him not knowing the breed. But don't know also don't need to anyhow 'pom'. Goldie puppies are huge, even much bigger than Ton Ton will in adult size. & so far I've not come across a white goldie.

Incident number 2. This happened early this month. I was walking Ton Ton past this playground near my house. Some pre-teens were discussing among themselves.
Girl 1: Hey, it's a puppy!
Girl 2: You also have a dog at home right?
Girl 1: Yah, but different.
Girl 1 then approached me: What brand is your dog?
Me: Huh?
Girl 1: What brand is your dog?
Me: ...

Before I end this post, I'll reveal what Ton Ton did. He peed & pooed on the newspaper. Nobody was home except Jeff & he was showering. Good boy, Ton Ton!